We Stole a Ship to Run a Scam

The sleepy town of Fort Avgo offers the perfect opportunity for you and Patrick.

(“We Stole a Ship to Run a Scam” is a short travel adventure set on a fictional island. The profanity is real, though.)

INSTRUCTIONS

• Arrow keys: Use the arrow keys to move your character and highlight text options.
• Z: Use the Z key to confirm choices and to interact with people and objects 
• X: Why would you use the X key? Don’t press the X key. If you do press the X key and it brings up a menu, press the X key again to make it go away.

Created for the Spring Thing 2025 Festival of Interactive Fiction.

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